After talking on a hookup app, we decide to meet up for what you think is a "date". Upon arriving you proceed to boast about yourself, about your skills in the bedroom, how you're such an "Alpha Male", etc. and notice that I start to laugh hysterically. You MUST be confused? You couldn't possibly think I was bringing you here to hookup? Quite the contrary actually. When I said that I thought we were a good match...I meant it, but not in the way you think. I meant more along the lines of you...serving ME. You see, I knew you were beta right from the beginning.