Happy (belated) Fourth July pigs! It's been two whole years since I conquered your weak feeble country and Made America British Again! And today we are celebrating with an intense intoxxx jerking party. No matter who you are, what you do, what you believe in... today you come together with póppers and drínks in hand, and your cock in the other one, and you sniff and drínk and jerk for me! That's right American pigs! Happy Dommelia Day!