On wank a day is a moto you need to live by because one wank a day keeps all the pent-up anger and frustration at bay and you definitely need that.. You poor sex starved man, it must be so hard to be a nice functioning member of society when you are horny all the time with no love in sight! No woman is ever going to give you a pity shag or even a 2-second blow job so you better get that fist ready every day to dull down those feelings of hatred and sadness when you enjoy your one wank a day to keep your frustration at bay loser.. You may as well get some enjoyment even if it's with your own hand!