Happy Memorial Day! I'm spending the day with my family but I am having the worst gas ever! Hopefully I can get rid of all this gas before I need to leave! How embarrassing would be it be have all these farts escaping my asshole in front of my family! I would be so humiliated if I farted in front of my family! Especially know how turned on I get when I fart! I lock myself in my bathroom and fart up a storm! Oh course I start to enjoy it and start to get really turned on! I love how beautiful my asshole looks today! I can't help but finger my farting asshole! I pull my dirty finger out and I shove it in my mouth to clean it! Mmm! My asshole tastes and smells so good! I keep farting and farting for you and talking dirty until it's finally time to go! Enjoy!