Since becoming a member of the Poetic Society, my concentration is so much better! I must rehearse for my next reading. In order to prepare, I strip off so that I'm just wearing my spandex leggings, before putting suction cups onto my nipples and doing some handstand and headstand meditation poses. Once they're complete, I put clover clamps onto my nipples, and tie each one through the ring in the steel collar that I've also put on, before attaching them to my big toes as I sit in half-lotus. This pulls on the clamps, and helps me to work on my concentration as I read aloud!