"Have covers piled up in couch like someone laying. Camera at end of couch or bed. Walk in, "Babe, (fart) wake up your going to be late for work." Walk off farting, "Damn I'm gassy." Bend over and fart. Fan butt. "Oh you heard that. Sorry I'm gassy. Oh I see your up now. (laugh) Wierdo. Walk off and fart again. New scene Be talking by front door. Camera behind you looking out door talking. Fart. "Damn I got to hit. Have a good day at work baby. (hold butt and try to cover up huge fart you let out) No Babe. Your crazy. I'm not letting you see me p oop. Your wierd. (laugh) Go to work. See you later." Close door and rip huge fart. "Oh man I'm going to hit myself. Gotta go." Walk quickly to bathroom farting. New scene Run in bathroom leaving door open. Sit on toilet and fart away. "I almost didn't make it." Cross leg over so socked foot in camera view. Itch between toes off and on. Sometimes take off sock and itch and check foot. After loud farts, plops think outloud was boyfriend serious about liking my farts (laugh), should I let him watch me p oop (laugh) etc. End of clip you hear a bump at the door. "Hello? Babe!! Noooooo. Get out. Oh my god. (fart) How long have you been there babe? The whole time, babe your going to be late! (Fart) I'm so embarrassed. You wierdo! (Throw something at doorway) You happy now (fart some more) Weirdo. Get out, let me wipe. I'm done.