Here's the thing, loser. I deserve everything and you deserve nothing. That's why it's best that you hand over your savings account. That's right, every penny. I don't care how much is in there, or how long it took you to accumulate so much. It's all mine for the taking. You don't need to retire or have an emergency fund. It's going to be so much cuter to stash that money in my savings account instead, accumulating interest in my favor. I deserve to have a huge cushion in the bank, while you deserve to work the rest of your miserable life, slaving away for me. Zero it out and hand it all over to a hot, bitchy brat. You know you don't deserve to have excess money in the bank, especially not when you have such a greedy princess to satisfy!