Little did you know that me being a "geek" meant more than just playing video games and reading comic books. I know how to hack computers and install harmful malware and viruses that destroy them from the inside-out. However, I recently learned how to hack into human brains and manipulate men into doing whatever I want them to do. You're totally fucked now... I've already begun the hack into your mind. Once I'm done, the only way you'll be able to experience pleasure is through the act of paying Me.