I know how much you like dirty socks, but dirty feet, that is a whole another level of love, isn't it? Boy, are my feet dirty, too! I have been traipsing around, getting my garden all spruced up, and have been doing it barefoot. Now all I need is a dirty foot junky like you to come and clean them all off. That's what you want, right? To just lick my dirty feet till they're sparkling clean? I will make you start at my heels and work your way up and even let you stroke for them at the same time! Let's get that tongue dirty and my feet clean!