Now that the meeting is over I need to talk to you. I saw all those nasty photos on your computer, I saw all those photos of me you've been jerking off to. You know sexual harassment is a serious issue, you could get fired, or even arrested! I think instead of telling HR immediately, I'm going to give you an opportunity to make ME happy. Let's talk about a pay raise, about YOU working for ME and about me taking over your entire company!