Once upon a time, there was an orphan Nome boy (6" tall) comes upon a lone cottage in the woods. A beautiful lady opens the door, greets him warmly, and invites him in. He sees a friend... she sees an incredible tasty meal. She offers him cookies and milk, inquiring him where he came from. Her motive is to find out if he's alone, or might be missed. He explains he is hungry and very much on his own. She struggles to hide her excitement, as well as her growling stomach. She says he seems very nice, and is welcome to stay with her as long as he likes. She says he will never go hungry or troubled again. She assures him he will get all the food he could want. She will fatten him up (for obvious reason; she knows in a few weeks he will be plump & ready to eat.) He works hard and grows plumper, as they grow closer. He has even expressed his love for her. A month has passed and she is troubled because she has grown fond of him. But still, he looks juicy and delicious. She doesn't know how to tell him her dilemma. But she finally confronts him about it. She says they need to talk. To her surprise, he says he needs to as well. He says he has a strong feeling she wants to eat him. She is totally stunned & speechless. So she confesses. He says he doesn't mind letting her eat him, if he can be awake. He wants to experience it. She admits that she never had a "willing meal". He asks to see inside her mouth. She is a bit surprised but happy to indulge him. She smiles saying, he will be the best meal she has ever had. Soon, he will be totally inside her waiting stomach, with nothing to fear ever again.