I'm so stressed! Wearing pinstripe trousers and ballet slippers (I'm working from home) I'm on the phone, discussing property deals with my assistant. Suddenly, I realise I've trodden on a big, ripe tomato on the floor. Gross! This is going to ruin my expensive ballet slippers! But I can't stop to clean up, I have to get through this phone call. Continuing to speak on the phone, I hear a squelching noise. I don't believe it - I've trodden on a banana!! The call progresses, and I keep failing to spot fruits on the floor, resulting in my crushing tomato after banana after tomato under my ballet slippered feet. This is a disaster! PS - If you're interested in property investment, the conversation I'm having on the phone is about a real investment near Cardiff that I'm in the process of purchasing ATM ;)