tigger rosey is on a "game show" and is asked about canadian trivia and gets slimed. tigger gets slimed TIGGERROSEY is dressed in an outfit celebrating Canada. She is about to be quizzed on Canadian trivia. (It’s up to Tigger exactly how to start the scene.) ASSISTANT: (Off screen) Ok Tigger, today we’re filming a video all about Canada. So today we thought we’d see just how much you know about the Great White North! Now there’s just a couple things you need to know. Whatever you do, don’t TIGGERROSEY: (in a bratty, know-it-all attitude, cuts her off) Blah blah blah. Can we get on with it already? ASSISTANT: Well you seem pretty confident, so let’s just get started then I guess, eh? [ASSISTANT asks TIGGERROSEY numerous questions about Canadian history, geography, pop culture, etc. These are scripted so that TIGGERROSEY knows all of the answers. She answers all of the questions quickly and confidently. This is a section for you to fill in and get creative with. The only catch is that to maintain accuracy, don’t have any of the scripted questions or answers have the word “water” in it, since we don’t want TIGGERROSEY soaked yet.] Assistant gets cut off by TIGGERROSEY while asking a question] TIGGERROSEY: Look, I’ll stop you here. I’m a red-blooded, snow-shoeing, maple-syrup-eating, moose-riding, pure of heart Canadian. You won’t get me! So just face it. There’s nothing I don’t know about Canada! **TIGGERROSEY gets slimed. She tilts her head up so that the slime covers her face and hair. She keeps her hands down by her waist and does not wipe any of it off until after it is finished being poured on her. After a pause, she wipes her face but does not wipe her hair or anything else, if she can help it.** ASSISTANT: Well, did you know green slime was invented in Canada? TIGGERROSEY: (humbled) I… uh… well, I guess I didn’t know that. ASSISTANT: So then maybe relax a bit with the know-it-all attitude then, huh? TIGGERROSEY: No. You know what, no. Canadians are tough. I am tough. In fact, I wouldn’t even care if you dumped another bucket of slime on me. That’s how tough Canadians are. So go right ahead and do. your. worst. Because I can handle anything that- **TIGGERROSEY gets slimed again with a second bucket, cut off mid-sentence. She waits for it to hit her head, then casually looks back upward so that it covers her face again.** (Just like before, TIGGERROSEY pauses for a second after the slime finishes falling before wiping her face. Once again she does not wipe her hair, if she can help it.) TIGGERROSEY: (frustrated) Is that it? Are we done now? ASSISTANT: Tigger I promise you there is no more slime. TIGGERROSEY: Good. Because I swear, come hell or high water, I will get you if- **TIGGERROSEY gets a full large bucket of cold water dumped on her. Again, she casually glances upward as it falls, then looks forward again once it is finished falling on her.** TIGGERROSEY: (Increasingly frustrated) So what, next you’re gonna tell me Canada invented w- (starts to say “water” again but catches herself), I mean, that wet stuff, too? (looking into camera, breaking the fourth wall, maybe tugging at her clothes to show how saturated they are) The things I do for my country.