What in tarnations are you doing trespassing on my property? You made a big mistake. Based on you clothing and voice, you seem like you're not from around here. You are a city faggot and take dicks up your ass. You are attracted I see to my hairy chest but I don't fuck guys. I fuck chicks! You are lucky my step-brother Leatherface is not here. He would have done far worse than what I am going to do to you. See this glass full of my sperm? Yes, I jack off and collect it to inseminate my sexy cousin. She is hot in a Daisy Duke kind of way. I'm going to make you eat my cum with this spoon I have. Eat my cum! Yeah eat my cum! I know you faggots from the city love to eat some cum! Here comes another. Swallow my cum bitch! I see you are disgusted by my cum! It is from the bad food I eat. Keep eating my cum as it has residue of people too, thanks to Leatherface and his chainsaw. More cum to eat, city faggot. YUM YUM! HA HA HA! You should of thought about it before trespassing!!!