To whom it may concern, hi. Don't ever bother trying to unlock your little cage again. I've done some special modifications to it... see, because I'm a genius, something you obviously don't know anything about - I took the liberty of using my smarts to lock your chastity cage and shut it tight FOREVER AND EVER. You heard me right, I shut it FOREVER AND EVER. Like, isn't the future soooo fucking rad??? I don't need a key, I don't even need to be anywhere near you to take complete control of your cage and keep you from ever being free. Because of my one simple little good deed you're NEVER gonna be able to cum again!!! You're never gonna cum again, stupid ass!!! You're gonna be sooo HORNY and FRUSTRATED for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!!! TRY TO TAKE IT OFF I DARE YOU, I'M A MASTER HACKER AND YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!! BETA DICKS WEREN'T MEANT TO CUM! THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE FRUSTRATED AND LOCKED UP!!