Happy Friday, Everyone! It's a good day to finish the week off if I may say so myself. I made this little video after someone asked me to send them a custom video in it. I bought this outfit probably more than 15 years ago. It still fits oddly enough. I was only 105lbs back then, and now I'm pushing 130lbs. Yep, one to many Big Macs. It happens. Who cares? I still fit in the damn thing. Look, I'm almost 5' 10" so I'm not a small chick. In heels, I'm taller than most. I should just shut up. Nobody cares about how tall I am or if I ate too many cheeseburgers. I'm rambling. I do that. Back to the video, I'm truthful when I say I can't cum. It's weird having my friend holding the camera, and since she won't be participating, her choice, I don't get off having her watch. If it was a dude holding the camera and his dick was stretching his pants, I would get off immediately. I dig being watched, but the person watching has to be into it. She's as straight as an arrow. She has made that very clear to me. I even tried to get her tipsy, didn't work. I know a shitty thing to do, but a girl has to try. I have known her for a while now. We used to hate each other. I thought she was a stuck up twat waffle. She accused me of spreading rumors about her. I told her, and in front of all her friends, the only thing I spread is my legs. That shut her up—anyway, a story for another time. Remind me if you want to hear it. To make things even more awkward for her today, I went to my bedroom with the dildo you watched me use and picked up a vibrator and finished myself off properly while she waited in the living room. Then we went to Arby's. They won't let you eat in the restaurant, so now I have Arby's sauce on my car seat. I'm getting off base again. I am sure there would be no shortage of people volunteering to film, but the last thing I need is a thousand guys wandering in and out of my house. Someone needs to invent a phone stand that works anywhere and on anything. Inventors, get busy.