Did you ever wonder what my farts would sound like and taste like if I was wearing leather? Would the taste of the farts get mixed with the taste of leather and would their smells mix together to make it even more appealing? Would it drive you even crazier or less crazy? Would you like it or not so much or would it be the same as usual? Well, you can find out what the answer to all of your questions is today :) But in order to earn the privilege of hearing, smelling and tasting those leather-flavored farts today, you'll have to be a very good, obedient boy! You may begin by kneeling in front of me!