I come home to find an opened bag of bugels that you've been eating. Really? Bugels? No wonder you're a fat slob. I know how much you love bugels, so I decide to take the Bugels out of the bag and drop them on the floor right infront of you. Is your fat ass going to eat them off the floor? HAHA! I'm sure you would, so in that case, I'm just going to crush them into tiny crumbs with my heels. Maybe you'll learn not to be such a fatty and eat a salad instead.