Enter peasant! Do you know why you’ve been summoned to my lavish chambers? You’re here for the royal milking! At the behest of my royal highness, one meger male subject is randomly selected every month, to test the obedience of my worshippers. If you don’t perform to my satisfaction, you will be exiled! Now stroke for my noble derriere while I toy with your peasant’s desire for me. Yes, I’ll be testing your loyalty by making you cum on the floor and lick it up for me. You must carry out your duty and slurp up the amazing, royal treat that I’m generously f0rcing upon you.