My income keeps going up and up, but no matter how much I earn, I never want to pay for boring things like bills. So I’ve got a better idea. You should pay them. Paying my bills will be a real privilege for you. Just think, you could live in the knowledge that you are the one providing me with entertainments, heating, water or even paying my mortgage. I’ve got lots of delicious bills you can pay. Be a good obedient financial slave and jerk away while I list the bills I want you to pay for me. Of course I won’t be letting you cum until you’ve done everything I say. I’ll give you a website address where you can see the bills which still need to be covered. You can choose one of the remaining bills to adopt from the list. Then you make your first payment. After that I want you to send me a message letting me know which bill you’ve adopted and set a reminder in your phone to pay it again next month. Then you can carry on jerking away over your new financial commitment.