I know how much you love my ass, you're addicted to it. You'd do anything for it. Anything. See, a human toilet isn't that far from an ass addict. My ass is just so perfect, I bet you want to be where this toilet seat is that I'm sitting and grinding on. You want to eat my ass anyway, what does it matter if there's some... 'extra' on it? And it's not a huge leap to go from a little bit to a bit more, until you're fully eating what comes out. That maybe gross to you, but a human toilet, or even just this toilet is closer to my ass than you are right now. As I strip off my jeans, then my panties, everything I say just makes more and more sense to you.