I know you have fallen on tough times and your money's real tight... so i feel for you, I do. But, you do owe me money. Luckily for you, I have found myself in a peculiar situation, and I need a volunteer. So instead of a financial transaction, perhaps we can figure out a trade? My "friend" Ivan has tasked me with trying out a new invention of his, and I think you would be perfect for the job! I can't see you being in any sort of position of saying no, so I guess just sit back and let me do my thing. Since you were always such a dick to deal with, I decide to shoot you in the dick. It doesn't appear to do anything and I don't see or hear it work, so I assume it is broken... until you start freaking out, complaining about a burning in your groin. I kinda chuckle and then you try and pull your dick out. But neither of us can really see it! Holy fuck! I shrunk your dick! I am actually kinda sorry about that. It could be worse, but damn. Your dick does look pretty sad now. Uh. Maybe it will change back to normal. Not really sure about that. Good luck, with that tiny dick! Lol