Oh dear, it's my 6 month review, and you don't think I did a good job as your secretary! But, knowing your weakness, I point out that I've been wearing high class hosiery EVERY DAY I've worked for you. These ones, for example, are sheer Wolfords with no seam. Which means that the view you'd get of my bottom and crotch would be perfect. If, that is, I was to take off my skirt and blouse. And you'd see the soles of my feet too, if I were to tease these high heels off....