You are a wimpy nerd aren't you? Surprisingly that's exactly what I'm looking for, a weak frustrated swat that will do exactly as I say because just look at me duh. I've got a special mission for you, and it involves keeping me entertained while I take away what you love for myself. Your games. I'm always player 1 and now you'll sacrifice weekly for me and my playstation. Replacing ME with what you love means that you'll love me unconditionally instead and with a click of my beautiful fingers you'll buy me what games I want. Everytime you obey a command you'll gain slave xp in the game of life, you leave the PlayStation games to me.