You wanna smell my sweaty socks? I just finished a reaaalllyyyy hard workout and I'm soooo sweaty..... everywhere. How about this one? I wonder what's under here.... IT'S A SWEATY SOCK!!! There we go, perfect! Two sweaty feet, two sweaty socks! Now... what could I do with these? I COULD PUT THEM IN YOUR UGLY FACE!!! (exactly where they belong). Say it with me: "Princess Thrashie's sweaty shoes and sweaty socks belong in your (my) ugly face" VERY GOOD!!! Now say it again.... and again...... exactly! Now breathe in.... you smell that? That's what a winner smells like.... all that funk and all that stinky scent - I STILL smell better than you'll ever smell in your entire life. That's just because you're a disgusting pervert. Yeah, you. You are the disgusting pervert that I'm talking about. For example... disgusting perverts tend to get REALLY excited when I start to remove my socks.....