So you've finally done it. You got a woman to live with you. She actually acknowledges you and says she loves you. What more could you want in this world? Except, it just doesn't quite feel like she actually loves you. You've noticed she's stopped paying attention to you, her phone is her love now. She's put on a bit of weight too. Ok, a lot of weight. She's never in the mood for sex, especially not with you. Too many headaches, or maybe she's tired. Whatever the reason is, it doesn't feel like love. That's because she's lying to you babe. She's using you. But me, I don't lie to you. You'll always be my toy, but I won't lie about it. You'll always be mine. And I'll always be here for you. Sexy. Slim. And ready to play. Can you say the same about that bitch at home? I didn't think so.