Babe, we need to talk about something. You have really not been doing a good job lately keeping me pleased in bed. Your dick isn't that great to look at, you're terrible at using your mouth, and you cum in what, a minute? It's really not doing it for me, and it's becoming a problem. But I have a solution. While I could dump you and find another boy toy, that requires a lot of work I don't want to do. So I have a better idea. I'm going to fuck you now. And while that sounds like a lot of fun, I don't quite think you get what I mean. I'm going to take this huge strap on, and fuck your ass. You're going to take it for me like a good little bitch, and maybe if I'm entertained enough, I'll stay with you. And I know you'll do it since you'll never get another girl anywhere near as hot as I am. So deal with it. I own this relationship now, and you're going to let me fuck you whenever I want. How does that sound, sweetie?