Oops I Farted On My Human Workout Bench

So I decided to start getting in shape and invested in a good flat bench for home workouts. It's such a versatile piece of equipment!! The only downside is that it can be super annoying when it struggles and complains. Good thing I figured out a way to shut it up so I can focus on my workout in peace! Unfortunately for him, exercising also squeezes out any gas I have so a couple innocent little farts miiiight have leaked out onto his face...