I'm your 18 year old stepsister and I want to show you my new cutesie little panda socks. Aren't they adorable? I think you should sniff them. No? Here, I'll sniff them first and tell you exactly what I think they smell like. I know you have a foot fetish and I'm tired of seeing you with your girlfriends because I know you have a crush on me ever since our parents got married. Come over here and smell my feet and play with my sweeter than candy toes.