My little virgin boy, it is time for you to stop trying hard to get rid of your V plates and find something else to bring meaning to your life! I have a better idea - something that will make your life 10 x more meaningful and will motivate you to wake up smiling every morning! You know what? Dedicating your life to me, learning how to get all of your happiness and joy out of pleasing me and making me happy, and forgetting about your virginity! I mean, you won't even have time to think about that anymore, when you'll dedicate your whole life to me! You will be way too busy pleasing me, working hard for me, binging on my clips and following my instructions, anyway!