i invited you over for a fun night of [***] but what you didn't realize is that i've been filling your glass with while filling mine up with water. now that your sitting here tipsy it's the perfect time to take advantage of you, but not in the way you would want me to.....i'm going to have you sign your whole life over to me. everything you own will become mine! in the morning when the has worn off and you realize you have been left with only the socks on your feet you will thank me, because it was the least you could do for me. with that tiny little dick of yours you know you could never satisfy a woman like me. i have really helped you out in a way, no more adult responsibilities. everything you worked hard for is now mine. as it should be.