I swear I’m a fucking genius! I got this hottie I know Stacie Jaxxx to play strip Wii with me over the weekend. Little by little she kept losing at Wii beer pong and kept stripping down. I personally think she was doing it on purpose to get naked in front of me but that’s just my opinion. Once she ran out of clothes to strip out of, I told her to take my pants off and start playing with my Sega Dreamcock. Pretty soon I let out a world of goo all over her face. Dear Nintendo, my cock thanks you and your wonderful products. Bro hugs and shoulder shrugs from the Skeet Team!