Alright, loser, whip out that tiny little dick of yours and start jerking it for me. Jerk it off like I'm jerking my high heel. Oh wait.. bad reference. Your dick is way smaller than my 6 inch heel. How about the middle finger? Nope that's still too big. My lip gloss? Something that small is hard for me to find things to compare it to. No wonder you don't get laid.