Hey you little pathetic loser, you worthless, poor excuse for a man, what you've come here to worship my ass again? Surprise! Your so predictable, you little fuckbag, and even though I'm so mean to you, you just keep coming to me and worshiping all my beautiful goodness! Your way too much of loser to ever get a girl, so you come here to jerk it to me, but today I'm going to show you how like to get fucked, Maybe you will learn a thing or 2, in-case you ever get to use your for anything else besides taking a piss! haha! Good luck with that, in the mean time why don't you just pretend your fucking me! That will probably work out better for you!