I’m going to be up front with you. All I want is your money. All I care about, is your money. And you’re going to give it to me. Don’t worry, I’m not going to tell you to send me much of your hard earned income. Just $10. And then another $10. Then another and another. Each time you send you’ll feel more and more submissive to me. What will you get back from me? Nothing. Well actually, if you follow my instructions and send every time I tell you to, you might get a little bit of my attention. I’ll send you a message and tell you that you’re a good boy. But that’s all you’re getting because all I care about is taking your money. If you don’t send every time, you’ll get nothing. I’ll take whatever you sent, spend it and not even acknowledge you. Doesn’t that sound fun? Better open that tributes page.