You and your wife primarily go to upper-class restaurants, places where the crowd and even waiters are polite and very tidy. But you decide to bring her to a place near where she grew up - someplace she calls "a dirty hipster spot." <br><br> She looks bored, yawning and eyeing the people in the restaurant. Then she sees a waiter, and he's... well, he's really handsome, but she says he's also kind of gross in how rugged he is, that this being a hipster spot, it attracts all those scruffy beards. But you heard it in her tone, she finds that waiter appealing. <br><Br> When it turns out he's your waiter, you decide to slip him a nice bill and a note, encouraging him to get down and dirty with your wife - under the table. Her eyes shoot up as she starts to feel the man down there. Looking at you and seeing it's okay, she argues a bit... but then gives in. <Br><Br> All the moaning and smiling reminds you of when you first met. Mmmm. And when she cums from the big bearded hipster below the table, she takes a big gulp from her glass and admits she doesn't mind this place one bit!