Your wife and I are in my office for marriage counseling, but I soon realize it isn't going anywhere. I ask her to leave the room, then tell you it's time to be honest. This is when we discuss all the things that are REALLY screwing up your marriage; her ugly face, her frumpy clothes, her constant nagging... I can go on all day. The bitch has to go. I remind you of all the things you're missing out on being married to her, then encourage you to divorce her in all sorts of sexy and creative ways. You can do better. You WILL do better. I have a few choice things to say to her as well, but I'm going to save that for another clip. Now, it's time to focus on you. When's the last time you got laid? If it's been a while, this masterpiece is for you.