Hey little bitch boy, what's it like being a virgin? I haven't been a virgin in soooooo long! It's REALLY humiliating for someone to be a virgin at your big age. Oh well! If you were meant to have sex it would've happened by now. I guess that means... YOU'RE STUCK!! You're gonna be a virgin for LIFE!! PATHETIC LITTLE LIFELONG VIRGIN!!! NO SEX FOR YOU!!! NOT NOW AND NOT EVER!!! I know people half your age who have had twice as much sex as you but that's not very hard cuz 2 times 0 is 0 hahaha! You're nothing but a sexless loser for LIFE!! How old were you when you finally realized you were going to be a virgin for life? Stupid loser ass bitch, at least now you get to jerk your life away for me. There's nothing sexier than watching me live my best life, especially for loser virgins like you! Paying me and watching me live my best life is better than sex, you've never even had sex. You have no idea what you're missing out on. You've NEVER HAD SEX AND YOU NEVER WILL!! NO ONE wants a bitch ass virgin, you're going to be alone forever. UH OH!!! Looks like I'm your only hope at happiness. Give up on the idea of ever having sex.