You've been wondering how to make yourself useful to me. You obviously can't make me happy with that tiny little thing in your pants, so I've figured out a way for you to become useful to me.. my monthly cell phone bill, is now your monthly cell phone bill. You should be thanking me.. you get the honor of paying my bill, which keeps me posting my pictures online for you to drool over and allows me to take calls from losers like you. So every month, you will purchase this video, or make the monthly tribute.