Do you really think you deserve to worship My sweaty, stinky armpits? Some people might think of it as a punishment... but not you, and certainly not Me. Anyone who wishes to worship Me understands that every part of Me is Holy. Every inch of Me is divine, and that includes My waste. My sweat. The hair that grows from My perfect armpits holds in My delicious scent for you to inhale, if I allow. What have you done to deserve such bliss? These glorious armpits that you pine over deserve tribute after tribute. Just to gaze upon them is a blessing. Pay to worship My sweaty, hairy armpits. Pay. Jerk. Pay. Jerk. Become a mindless goon for Me. you'll have no choice but to OBEY.