Hey you little, weak thing! I've got a meal for you! Since you are so small and weak you don't need much to survive and can sustain your tiny body off of my burps and sweat! I feed you burps and let you lick the sweat that rolls down my hairy armpits. You also get my stinky feet! They were cooped up in running shoes and were so smelly!!! Come on hungry boy and have a snack!