Boots and Toots For My Fart Bitch

You are a pathetic little fart bitch. You deserve nothing more then the gas that comes out of my ass. I'm getting ready to go out, so I have on a nice dress and my favorite boots, but I feel like you deserve to be humiliated a bit before I head out, so I make fun of you and make sure to stink up the room before leaving to have fun with my friends.