I notice everything that goes on in this house. I know my mom is more than a headache to live with. My own dad bailed because he couldn’t deal with her. I’m kind of surprised you’ve lasted this long. You’re a really great guy and a fantastic step-dad. What I’m trying to say is I want you to stay around. I waited to have this talk with you until I knew for sure we would get some alone time. I want to alleviate some of the stress you are under. Think of me like a live in go- to for sexual release. I’m going to make living here with my mom so much better for you that you will be excited to come home from work! Now we just have to plan our together time around that crazy bitch. Starring: Destiny Lovee