It's the most important day of the year. MY day. You should treat every day like it's my birthday but especially today. We're going to do a drain and you can prove just how much of a good boy you are. This one isn't about your dick or your fetishes. It's just about filling my inbox with tribute notifications and making me smile while I celebrate. Show your dedication to female supremacy, specifically mine, by following the drain all the way through. Make it on my good list, it's easy, just expensive.