You thought it would be cute to send me videos of you doing martial arts kicks while naked, but all I can see is those big, dangling balls - just begging to be attacked! In my giggly, bubbly way I tell you all about how I'd love to attack them, hitting them, slapping them, digging my nails into them! But especially, grabbing you by them and dragging you around the room. I even crouch down and mimic exactly what you'd look like while trying to fight me off as I drag you around by your balls.