Tiswas Girl's Cultural Corner: A Poetry Reading Tiswas Girl greets you and apologises that she has been making some very childish videos lately, and says that she wanted to introduce some high culture in the form of a poem about Tiswas... she begs you 'don't tell the Phantom Flan Flinger' about it. However one of you can't keep a secret! When she starts reading her poem, every time she mentions pie, the pff hits her with a pie. Sadly for her, pies are mentioned a lot in her poem and she quickly gets multiple pies to her beautiful face. 25 pies in fact! Poor Tiswas Girl. So she takes the 26th and last pie from the flan flinger and pies herself with it in resignation! "I thought I told you not to tell the Phantom Flan Flinger... this is ridiculous!" she laments Better luck at bringing us some culture next time TG .