Custom Script: "I've been trying to attend your one on one yoga classes for a long time now, and it's obvious that my mind is elsewhere! While doing the latest class, I could swear that you are almost...coming onto me. Looking me in the eye when there is an almost sexual position to hold and licking your lips when saying 'this is a tough one.' I'm starting to go into a dream-like state, as you come over and blow something into my face. I was dazed and confused. The positions get increasingly more sexual before I realize you are doing them naked, but I can't see your nakedness! You tease me about betas never quite mastering the technique, and only the enlightened can see all. Giggling, as you realize, I'll never master your yoga positions. You say there are some positions just for guys like me—one on my knees and praying for Goddess, One all fours and reaching around to your groin. And the one that you know I'll love; the loser fountain position! Legs overhead and trying to get your face close to your groin! These are the beta positions. If I practice these positions enough, I'll make it alright! I'm not sure how to end it! Please can you surprise me?!?"