Do you like my pink bikini? I'm already to get out in the summer sun while wearing this. I'm not sure that you'll want to join me though, honey. You've really been putting on weight lately. But, of course, there's an obvious explanation for your sudden weight gain isn't there? Oh, I never told you, did I? Oops! I've been fattening you up for the summer. I was tired of you looking good without ever working for it, so I've been taking special measures to change your body for the summer. Want to hear what I've been doing?