Your tiny secret

You thought we were good friends. You trusted me. You told me your big secret: you are still a virgin man. I try to sympathize with you, I really try, but I have to laugh. It's hilarious that you are still virgin, but it doesn't surprise me. I won't tell anyone your secret if you show me your cock. WTF???!!! Look at that tiny thing you have there! I understand now why you are still virgin. Since you have your pants off, do me a favour and stroke this tiny wee wee while I show you my amazing body and I remind you of all the hot things you will never ever experience in your pathetic virgin life.