Were the lucky ones getting to stay home. I dont know why my dad is so obsessive about finding the right holiday tree. Who really cares about the crap? I stayed home because I sense tension between your wife and I. Your wife is nothing like my mom. My mom is so like a hippie and your wife looks like an uptight prude. I can totally tell they arent really related sisters. Its strange for me because that makes you my Uncle but not really. Your wife was angry last night because she caught you checking me out. I can hardly believe the whole family left us here alone together. I know how I want to spend the time that they are away, how about you? Starring: Jana Jordan